Half Cement, Half Brother

Hi. Back in my freshman year of college me and two of my friends went to I Love New York Pizza to get a couple slices. For some reason on the way there I told them that I have a half brother. This lead to the entire pizza trip being dedicated to them creating a story about me and my half brother. The story basically went like this as far as I can remember.

One day Vince was walking around the ACP campus when his half brother Dave showed up. For some reason, Dave decided to try and steal Vince's identity. He was walking around wearing the 8-Mile beanie and had on transition glasses. Vince did not like the idea of his half brother taking over his life. Try as he might, Vince could not get Dave to stop copying him. Weeks of frustration go by and Vince starts to go crazy with jealously. Everything good seems to happen to the impostor Vince, and the real Vince keeps getting pooed on. The real Vince then comes up with the greatest idea he has ever had. He and the impostor Vince will battle for the right to be called "Vince". The battle takes place on top of the tallest building that the ACP campus has to offer, the Notre Dame Dorms. An epic fight ensues. Both real and impostor Vince strike devastating blows, but one victor soon emerges. The fight ends with real Vince throwing impostor Vince off the roof and into a wet pile of cement. However, the real Vince is only able to enjoy his victory for a mere moment. When he looks down to see the aftermath, he is frozen from the terror of what he sees. Out of the cement emerges his half brother. At that point. Vince knows the rest of his life will revolve around fighting his new nemesis. Half Cement, Half Brother.

That is the origin story of Half Cement, Half Brother.

Alright, most of that story I made up just now. All I really remember from 5 years ago was the part where I fight Dave on top a building and he falls into cement. But I figure this version of the story has got to be at least a little similar to what was told back then. Oh well, you know how that goes, stories are bound to change after multiple years of retelling. At least now there is some version of it out there once again.